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The T*M Slash-O-Meter
. . . a scientific method which helps us gauge the T*M slashiness of each episode!
Rating System:
1/ - Minimal, if any, T*M
Interaction
2/’s –Some T*M Interaction; a scene or two together with
others in the frame
3/’s – Average T*M Interaction; working together on a
problem in a minimum fashion
4/’s – Above average T*M Interaction;
working together on a problem. This rating suggests strong friendship bonds
being forged; often results in “missing scene” fanfic not involving
sex.
5/s – Extremely slashy T*M Interaction: going on shore leave
together; facing a life or death situation together. This rating encourages
“missing scene” fanfic involving lots of hot sex.
SEASON ONE
| Episode | Slash-o-meter Rating |
Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Broken Bow | 2 /'s | Trip tells Mal, “Keep yer shirt on, Lieutenant” while thinking of ways to take it off of him. |
| Fight or Flight | 1/ | |
| Strange New World | 1/ | |
| Unexpected | 2/’s | This is the first time we see the Trip and Mal friendship: they have lunch together |
| Terra Nova | 1/ | |
| The Andorian Incident | 1/ | |
| Breaking the Ice | 1/ | While Trip plays therapist to T’Pol, Malcolm makes snow-Vulcans to blow up out of his frustration |
| Civilization | 1/ | |
| Fortunate Son | 1/ | |
| Cold Front | 1/ | |
| Silent Enemy | 5/’s | Sparks are flyin’ in this eppie, and not from the overloaded EPS grid |
| Dear Doctor | 1/ | |
| Sleeping Dogs | 1/ | Trip wonders if Mal is really immune to Hoshi’s charms while he thinks of ways to save his lover |
| Shadows of P’Jem | 5/’s | After the Vulcans warn Trip not to mount a rescue attempt, all it takes is one look between The Disaster Twins to mount a rescue by themselves, and promptly get taken hostage |
| Shuttlepod One | 5/’s | The Hallmark Hall of Fame episode of slashiness: our guys alone in a wrecked shuttlepod, tired, angry, cold, and drunk. Their dislike of each other turns to respect and more… |
| Fusion | 2/’s | Mal appears just in time to make sure Kov doesn’t want to “experiment” with Trip |
| Rogue Planet | 3/’s | Mal taps Trip on the shoulder to join him in his tent |
| Acquisition | 2/’s | Trip runs around the ship in his tightsies-bluesies; Mal is unconscious through all of it. |
| Oasis | 1/ | Trip shamelessly flirts with a lonely girl; we’re sure Mal made him pay for it later |
| Detained | 1/ | After Mal dons Suliban makeup and saves Archer and Mayweather, he teaches Trip about Suliban sex |
| Vox Sola | 2/’s | Goo Monster has Trip in its clutches; after reading Trip’s mind it desperately tries to grab Mal for a little Goo fun |
| Fallen Hero | 3/’s | Trip drops hints to Mal about the massage treatments on Risa |
| Desert Crossing | 1/ | Trip trudges through the desert with Archer, wishing it was Mal; Mal does everything he can to keep his jealousy in check while he helps T’pol find his lost lover |
| Two Days and Two Nights | 5/’s | Started out as two supposedly straight guys on the make; ended up going through the bar in their tightsies-blusies; we T*Mers know what happened in between |
| Shockwave, Pt 1. | 1/ |
SEASON TWO
| Episode | Slash-o-meter Rating |
Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Shockwave, Pt.2 | 5/’s | Trip is unsure about Mal’s plan to get beat up by the Suliban: the injuries could put a dent in their sex life |
| Carbon Creek | 1/ | |
| Minefield | 1/ | Although they don’t have any direct interaction, Trip forgets to shave and shower because of his worry |
| Dead Stop | 5/’s | Slash-O-Rama: the scene in which Trip is on Malcolm’s shoulders for the purpose of opening up a conduit grill is classic slashfic fodder |
| A Night In Sickbay | 1/ | |
| Marauders | 2/’s | |
| The Seventh | 1/ | |
| The Communicator | Even with half of his arm missing, Trip rushes to get the Suliban pod’s cloaking device working so the aliens don’t hang his lover | |
| Singularity | 5/’s | Trip comes up with “Reed Alert;” weird radiation gives a whole new meaning to the term “Sparks will fly” |
| Vanishing Point | 3/’s | Our boys save Hoshi from the transporter; celebrate later |
| Precious Cargo | 1/ | Trip’s big mistake; has to play Cabin Boy to Mal for months as penance |
| The Catwalk | 5/’s | Malcolm’s request for a shower from Trip is not as simple as it seems |
| Dawn | 1/ | Mal asks Trip if the bruises are really from a beating by Zho’Kaan |
| Stigma | 4/’s | After exercising on the bikes, Mal reminds Trip in the shower why he isn’t interested in Feezal’s advances |
| Cease Fire | ||
| Future Tense | 5/’s | The audience wasn’t shown the whole scene in the bowels of the alien time pod; T*Mers know why Mal is spending a lot of time with Trip |
| Canamar | 1/ | Reed agonizes over what the prisoners will do to Trip when they see him disrobe |
| The Crossing | 3/’s | Mal’s entity goes to T’Pol for mating; she catches on right away that this isn’t the Lt. Reed she knows |
| Judgement | 1/ | |
| Horizon | 1/’s | |
| The Breach | 5/’s | Dirty, mussed up Trip and Mal in a cave; thoughts become quite racyas we wonder what exactly went on during the time that they left Mayweather and showed up at the Denobulans’ research site. |
| Cogenitor | 2/’s | Reed gets his head turned by a female Vissian tactical officer; out of spite Trip makes sure that relations with the Vissians are ruined forever |
| Regeneration | 2/’s | Who’s got time to make out when you’re fighting the Borg? |
| First Flight | 1/ | |
| Bounty | 5/’s | Mal’s smirk speaks volumes after Trip tells him to blow the decoy out of the way |
| The Expanse | 5/’s | Trip takes Malcolm down to Florida to see the destruction; later, after Trip tells Mal to worry about the torpedoes more than him, we can only imagine what Trip had to do to apologize |
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