Captain Trip knows how to get what he wants . . .
Malcolm: There's a ship with unknown configuration hiding behind the third rock from the sun! Git!
Trip: Did you really think you could hide from US?!
Alien unknown to Trek viewers: I was, uh, . . . transporting flame gems! Yeah, that's the ticket! I was taking them to Babylon 5 . . ."
Malcolm: He's a damn liar! There are no such things as flame gems!
Trip: I wanna know exactly what's on your ship, or so help me, I'm gonna start playin' the harmonica!
Alien: No, please! You really wouldn't do that! Would you?"
Trip: Malcolm, take that ship apart! Find out if Brannon Braga is hiding in there!
Malcolm: Oh, I'm so going to enjoy this!"
Trip: Who's in there?
Alien: It's not Braga!
Trip: Then who? Malcolm, go get my harmonica!"
Alien: It was Leslie Moonves!
Trip: And you let him escape?!?!!!
Oh is that harmonica gonna sound good in about a minute!
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